Popsicle® Jokes
Explore these jokes that are guaranteed to keep the entire family laughing. Why were the doctors so calm? Find out!
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- WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN?LONG TIME NO SEA!
- WHY ARE CALENDARS SO POPULAR?THEY HAVE A LOT OF DATES!
- WHAT RUNS, BUT NEVER WALKS?A RIVER!
- WHY ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS CALM?THEY HAVE A LOT OF PATIENTS!
- WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT IS NOT YOURS?NACHO CHEESE!
- WHAT IS A RABBIT’S FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC?HIP HOP!
- WHAT IS A KNIGHT’S FAVORITE FISH?A SWORD FISH!
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROG THAT S ILLEGALLY PARKED?TOAD!
- HOW DO TREES GO ON THE INTERNET?THEY LOG IN!
- WHAT IS A SNAKE S FAVORITE SUBJECT?HISSS-TORY!
- WHY DID JANEEN EAT HER TEST?HER TEACHER SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
- WHAT KIND OF BIRDS WRITE LETTERS?PEN-GUINS!
- WHAT KIND OF CALL DOES A MARATHON RUNNER ALWAYS MAKE?LONG DISTANCE!
- WHERE DOES A CATCHER SIT DOWN FOR DINNER?BEHIND THE PLATE!
- WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO ELEPHANTS TALKING?A HEAVY DISCUSSION!
- WHAT’S A COW S FAVORITE ACTIVITY?GOING TO THE MOOVIES!
- WHAT DO COMPUTERS EAT FOR SNACKS?MICRO-CHIPS!
- WHAT IS A DUCK S FAVORITE SNACK?QUACKERS!
- WHY DID SALLY PUT HER BICYCLE TO BED EARLY?IT WAS TWO-TIRED!
- WHAT KIND OF PHONES DO TURTLES USE?SHELL-ULAR PHONES!
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