Popsicle® Play Zone Jokes

Popsicle® Jokes

Explore these jokes that are guaranteed to keep the entire family laughing. Why were the doctors so calm? Find out!

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Our Favorite Picks

  • WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN? LONG TIME NO SEA!
  • WHY ARE CALENDARS SO POPULAR? THEY HAVE A LOT OF DATES!
  • WHAT RUNS, BUT NEVER WALKS? A RIVER!
  • WHY ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS CALM? THEY HAVE A LOT OF PATIENTS!
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT IS NOT YOURS? NACHO CHEESE!
  • WHAT IS A RABBIT’S FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC? HIP HOP!
  • WHAT IS A KNIGHT’S FAVORITE FISH? A SWORD FISH!
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROG THAT S ILLEGALLY PARKED? TOAD!
  • HOW DO TREES GO ON THE INTERNET? THEY LOG IN!
  • WHAT IS A SNAKE S FAVORITE SUBJECT? HISSS-TORY!
  • WHY DID JANEEN EAT HER TEST? HER TEACHER SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
  • WHAT KIND OF BIRDS WRITE LETTERS? PEN-GUINS!
  • WHAT KIND OF CALL DOES A MARATHON RUNNER ALWAYS MAKE? LONG DISTANCE!
  • WHERE DOES A CATCHER SIT DOWN FOR DINNER? BEHIND THE PLATE!
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO ELEPHANTS TALKING? A HEAVY DISCUSSION!
  • WHAT’S A COW S FAVORITE ACTIVITY? GOING TO THE MOOVIES!
  • WHAT DO COMPUTERS EAT FOR SNACKS? MICRO-CHIPS!
  • WHAT IS A DUCK S FAVORITE SNACK? QUACKERS!
  • WHY DID SALLY PUT HER BICYCLE TO BED EARLY? IT WAS TWO-TIRED!
  • WHAT KIND OF PHONES DO TURTLES USE? SHELL-ULAR PHONES!

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