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Q: WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN? A: LONG TIME NO SEA!
Q: WHY ARE CALENDARS SO POPULAR? A: THEY HAVE A LOT OF DATES!
Q: WHAT RUNS, BUT NEVER WALKS? A: A RIVER!
Q: WHY ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS CALM? A: THEY HAVE A LOT OF PATIENTS!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT IS NOT YOURS? A: NACHO CHEESE!
Q: WHAT IS A RABBIT’S FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC? A: HIP HOP!
Q: WHAT IS A KNIGHT’S FAVORITE FISH? A: A SWORD FISH!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROG THAT S ILLEGALLY PARKED? A: TOAD!
Q: HOW DO TREES GO ON THE INTERNET? A: THEY LOG IN!
Q: WHAT IS A SNAKE S FAVORITE SUBJECT? A: HISSS-TORY!
Q: WHY DID JANEEN EAT HER TEST? A: HER TEACHER SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
Q: WHAT KIND OF BIRDS WRITE LETTERS? A: PEN-GUINS!
Q: WHAT KIND OF CALL DOES A MARATHON RUNNER ALWAYS MAKE? A: LONG DISTANCE!
Q: WHERE DOES A CATCHER SIT DOWN FOR DINNER? A: BEHIND THE PLATE!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO ELEPHANTS TALKING? A: A HEAVY DISCUSSION!
Q: WHAT’S A COW S FAVORITE ACTIVITY? A: GOING TO THE MOOVIES!
Q: WHAT DO COMPUTERS EAT FOR SNACKS? A: MICRO-CHIPS!
Q: WHAT IS A DUCK S FAVORITE SNACK? A: QUACKERS!
Q: WHY DID SALLY PUT HER BICYCLE TO BED EARLY? A: IT WAS TWO-TIRED!
Q: WHAT KIND OF PHONES DO TURTLES USE? A: SHELL-ULAR PHONES!