Questions |
Answers |
Q: WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN? |
A: LONG TIME NO SEA! |
Q: WHY ARE CALENDARS SO POPULAR? |
A: THEY HAVE A LOT OF DATES! |
Q: WHAT RUNS, BUT NEVER WALKS? |
A: A RIVER! |
Q: WHY ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS CALM? |
A: THEY HAVE A LOT OF PATIENTS! |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT IS NOT YOURS? |
A: NACHO CHEESE! |
Q: WHAT IS A RABBIT’S FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC? |
A: HIP HOP! |
Q: WHAT IS A KNIGHT’S FAVORITE FISH? |
A: A SWORD FISH! |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROG THAT S ILLEGALLY PARKED? |
A: TOAD! |
Q: HOW DO TREES GO ON THE INTERNET? |
A: THEY LOG IN! |
Q: WHAT IS A SNAKE S FAVORITE SUBJECT? |
A: HISSS-TORY! |
Q: WHY DID JANEEN EAT HER TEST? |
A: HER TEACHER SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE! |
Q: WHAT KIND OF BIRDS WRITE LETTERS? |
A: PEN-GUINS! |
Q: WHAT KIND OF CALL DOES A MARATHON RUNNER ALWAYS MAKE? |
A: LONG DISTANCE! |
Q: WHERE DOES A CATCHER SIT DOWN FOR DINNER? |
A: BEHIND THE PLATE! |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO ELEPHANTS TALKING? |
A: A HEAVY DISCUSSION! |
Q: WHAT’S A COW S FAVORITE ACTIVITY? |
A: GOING TO THE MOOVIES! |
Q: WHAT DO COMPUTERS EAT FOR SNACKS? |
A: MICRO-CHIPS! |
Q: WHAT IS A DUCK S FAVORITE SNACK? |
A: QUACKERS! |
Q: WHY DID SALLY PUT HER BICYCLE TO BED EARLY? |
A: IT WAS TWO-TIRED! |
Q: WHAT KIND OF PHONES DO TURTLES USE? |
A: SHELL-ULAR PHONES! |